disneyfansonly:

the-unsocial-penguin:

just-relatable:

Being single, though sometimes lonely, does not mean you should sit around and wait for your perfect partner to come along.

it’s because i’m insecure tho

my life.

tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda